Fuck Off Signature Tee
Black Heather / XS
$19.00
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The “Fuck Off” Tee (aka Your New Personality)
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more—mainly because it does the talking so you don’t have to. It’s soft, lightweight, and has just enough stretch to stay comfortable while you mentally check out of conversations you never wanted to be in.
Made for people who appreciate sarcasm, dark humor, and the universal phrase “please don’t talk to me.” Whether you’re offending strangers, annoying coworkers, or silently judging everyone in line at Target—this shirt has your back. Literally.
It’s flattering on all body types, because honestly, confidence looks better than abs anyway.
Details (for the people who care):
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester, because nothing in life is pure)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (lightweight enough to wear while burning bridges)
Pre-shrunk (unlike your tolerance for idiots)
Side-seamed construction (for structure, since society lacks it)
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping (holds up better than most relationships)
Blank product responsibly sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer:
The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through in lighter colors or certain lighting. If that bothers you, we suggest darker colors—or thicker skin.
Wear responsibly. Or don’t.
Either way… fuck off.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Fuck Off Signature Tee
$19.00
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more—mainly because it does the talking so you don’t have to. It’s soft, lightweight, and has just enough stretch to stay comfortable while you mentally check out of conversations you never wanted to be in.
Made for people who appreciate sarcasm, dark humor, and the universal phrase “please don’t talk to me.” Whether you’re offending strangers, annoying coworkers, or silently judging everyone in line at Target—this shirt has your back. Literally.
It’s flattering on all body types, because honestly, confidence looks better than abs anyway.
Details (for the people who care):
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester, because nothing in life is pure)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (lightweight enough to wear while burning bridges)
Pre-shrunk (unlike your tolerance for idiots)
Side-seamed construction (for structure, since society lacks it)
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping (holds up better than most relationships)
Blank product responsibly sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer:
The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through in lighter colors or certain lighting. If that bothers you, we suggest darker colors—or thicker skin.
Wear responsibly. Or don’t.
Either way… fuck off.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |