Terms of Service
Last updated: April 2, 2026
This website is operated by Fuckoff Tees. Throughout the site, the terms “we,” “us,” and “our” refer to Fuckoff Tees. By visiting our site and/or purchasing something from us, you engage in our “Service” and agree to be bound by these Terms of Service.
Please read these Terms of Service carefully before accessing or using our website. If you do not agree to all the terms and conditions of this agreement, then you may not access the website or use any services.
1. Online Store Terms
By using this site, you represent that you are at least the age of majority in your state or province of residence, or that you are the age of majority and have given us your consent to allow any of your minor dependents to use this site.
You may not use our products for any illegal or unauthorized purpose, nor may you violate any laws in your jurisdiction through the use of this site.
2. General Conditions
We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason at any time.
You understand that your content, excluding payment information, may be transferred unencrypted and involve transmissions over various networks. Payment information is always encrypted during transfer over networks.
You agree not to reproduce, duplicate, copy, sell, resell, or exploit any portion of the Service without our express written permission.
3. Accuracy, Completeness, and Timeliness of Information
We are not responsible if information made available on this site is not accurate, complete, or current. The material on this site is provided for general information only and should not be relied upon as the sole basis for making decisions.
We reserve the right to modify the contents of this site at any time, but we have no obligation to update any information on our site.
4. Products and Services
Certain products may be available exclusively online through the website and may have limited quantities.
We make every effort to display product colors, images, and descriptions as accurately as possible. However, we cannot guarantee that your device’s display of any color will be accurate.
We reserve the right to limit the sales of our products or services to any person, geographic region, or jurisdiction, and to limit quantities of any products or services that we offer.
All descriptions of products and pricing are subject to change at any time without notice, at our sole discretion.
We reserve the right to discontinue any product at any time.
5. Orders, Billing, and Account Information
We reserve the right to refuse, limit, or cancel any order you place with us. We may, in our sole discretion, limit or cancel quantities purchased per person, per household, or per order.
In the event that we make a change to or cancel an order, we may attempt to notify you using the email address, billing address, or phone number provided at the time the order was made.
You agree to provide current, complete, and accurate purchase and account information for all purchases made through our store.
6. Shipping, Returns, and Refunds
Your purchase is subject to our Shipping Policy and Return & Refund Policy, which are incorporated into these Terms of Service by reference.
We only offer returns, replacements, or refunds for items that are defective or damaged, as described in our Return & Refund Policy.
7. Intellectual Property
All content on this site, including but not limited to text, graphics, logos, images, product designs, artwork, branding, and site content, is the property of Fuckoff Tees or its content suppliers and is protected by applicable intellectual property laws.
You may not use, reproduce, distribute, modify, or exploit any content from this site without our prior written consent.
8. Optional Tools and Third-Party Services
We may provide you with access to third-party tools or services that we neither monitor nor control.
You acknowledge and agree that we provide access to such tools and services “as is” and “as available,” without any warranties, representations, or conditions of any kind.
We are not liable for any issues arising from your use of optional third-party tools or services.
9. Prohibited Uses
You are prohibited from using the site or its content:
- for any unlawful purpose
- to solicit others to perform unlawful acts
- to violate any laws or regulations
- to infringe upon our intellectual property rights or the rights of others
- to harass, abuse, insult, harm, defame, slander, intimidate, or discriminate
- to submit false or misleading information
- to upload viruses or malicious code
- to collect or track the personal information of others
- to spam, phish, scrape, crawl, or interfere with the security features of the Service
We reserve the right to terminate your use of the Service for violating any prohibited use.
10. Disclaimer of Warranties
We do not guarantee that your use of our service will be uninterrupted, timely, secure, or error-free.
All products and services delivered to you through the site are provided “as is” and “as available,” except as expressly stated by us in writing.
To the fullest extent permitted by law, we disclaim all warranties, express or implied, including implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, durability, title, and non-infringement.
11. Limitation of Liability
To the fullest extent permitted by law, Fuckoff Tees, its owners, employees, affiliates, agents, contractors, service providers, or licensors shall not be liable for any injury, loss, claim, or any direct, indirect, incidental, punitive, special, or consequential damages of any kind arising from your use of the site or any products purchased through the site.
In jurisdictions that do not allow the exclusion or limitation of liability for consequential or incidental damages, our liability shall be limited to the maximum extent permitted by law.
12. Indemnification
You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless Fuckoff Tees and our affiliates, partners, officers, directors, agents, contractors, licensors, service providers, subcontractors, suppliers, interns, and employees from any claim or demand arising out of your breach of these Terms of Service or your violation of any law or the rights of a third party.
13. Severability
If any provision of these Terms of Service is determined to be unlawful, void, or unenforceable, that provision shall nevertheless be enforceable to the fullest extent permitted by law, and the unenforceable portion shall be deemed severed from these Terms of Service. Such determination shall not affect the validity and enforceability of any other remaining provisions.
14. Termination
These Terms of Service are effective unless and until terminated by either you or us.
We may terminate this agreement at any time without notice if we believe that you have failed to comply with any term or provision of these Terms of Service.
15. Governing Law
These Terms of Service and any separate agreements whereby we provide you services shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Illinois, without regard to conflict of law principles.
16. Changes to Terms of Service
We reserve the right to update, change, or replace any part of these Terms of Service at any time by posting updates to our website.
It is your responsibility to check this page periodically for changes. Your continued use of or access to the website following the posting of any changes constitutes acceptance of those changes.
17. Contact Information
Questions about the Terms of Service should be sent to:
Fuckoff Tees
customersupport@fuckofftees.com
224-723-4910
69 Laurel Dr
Lindenhurst, IL 60046