CERTIFIED BULLDOG HUMAN TEE
Heather Forest / S
$29.00
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This isn’t just a shirt… it’s a shirt that actually does something.
Yeah, it’s soft, lightweight, fits great, and gets reactions everywhere you go—but it also helps fund something bigger. Every Fuckoff Tee you wear helps support real people in need through the content and impact.
So instead of just donating money and getting nothing back… you get a badass shirt and help make a difference. Made with premium Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk, and built to last—because if you’re going to help people, you might as well look good doing it.
Why This Shirt Hits Different
• Ridiculously soft (like “why don’t all shirts feel like this?” soft)
• Lightweight with just the right stretch (no boxy garbage fit)
• Flattering on basically everyone
• Built to survive washes, wear, and questionable life choices
The Details (for the people who care)
• 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (most colors)
• Heather blends for extra comfort + durability
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz — light, breathable, not cheap feeling
• Pre-shrunk (because surprises suck)
• Side-seamed for a better fit
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
• Printed in the USA
Final Warning
This shirt may cause:
• Random compliments
• People staring
• Conversations you didn’t ask for
Wear responsibly… or don’t.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
CERTIFIED BULLDOG HUMAN TEE
$29.00
You must select size before adding to the cart.
Yeah, it’s soft, lightweight, fits great, and gets reactions everywhere you go—but it also helps fund something bigger. Every Fuckoff Tee you wear helps support real people in need through the content and impact.
So instead of just donating money and getting nothing back… you get a badass shirt and help make a difference. Made with premium Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk, and built to last—because if you’re going to help people, you might as well look good doing it.
Why This Shirt Hits Different
• Ridiculously soft (like “why don’t all shirts feel like this?” soft)
• Lightweight with just the right stretch (no boxy garbage fit)
• Flattering on basically everyone
• Built to survive washes, wear, and questionable life choices
The Details (for the people who care)
• 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (most colors)
• Heather blends for extra comfort + durability
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz — light, breathable, not cheap feeling
• Pre-shrunk (because surprises suck)
• Side-seamed for a better fit
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
• Printed in the USA
Final Warning
This shirt may cause:
• Random compliments
• People staring
• Conversations you didn’t ask for
Wear responsibly… or don’t.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |